I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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