Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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