It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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