Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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