the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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