Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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