smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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