Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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