My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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