Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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