He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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