Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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