you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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