I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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