in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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