I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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