One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm both gender and math confused
My feet surprised me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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