been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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