whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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