You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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