I don't think brook has ever known best
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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