her vagine was all disorganized.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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