so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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