all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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