areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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