Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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