so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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