if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
They took my balls.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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