When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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