You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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