we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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