I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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