babies were throwing up all over the place
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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