Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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