BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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