Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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