she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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