Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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