the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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