Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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