yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I have post one night stand depression
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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