you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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