JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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