And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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