you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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