i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just tell him i said nine months
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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