i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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