one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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