He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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