idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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