and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i dont even know how to be here
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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