I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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