She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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