I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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