its not stalking. its research.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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