Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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